Really?  Wouldn’t you think that I would wake myself up if I was ‘running’ at ‘full dog throttle’?  And in all of my 12 years I have never ever heard one of my canine friends use the term ‘full dog throttle.’   Where did my mom dig that one up from?

Apparently my mom and dad don’t realize that at times THEY are the disturbers?  My dad snores like a train.  My mom kicks her blankets off then she pulls them back on and then they are off again.  Really, make up your mind here.  Are you hot or are you cold, mom? 

And I’m the one keeping them awake at night?

I won’t even mention the times that my mom and dad boot me out of the room so they can have some quiet time.

Honestly, it’s exhausting just thinking about all of this.

~Lucy