Fall Mums and Iris Bulbs
Newsletter 23 – Thursday, August 19, 2010
"When it comes to life the critical thing
is whether you take things for granted
or take them with gratitude.-
Come Out Anytime – Youre Always Welcome
I had a phone call yesterday from a customer with a gardening question. Not an unusual event. We are thankful for every opportunity we get to talk with you, answer your questions and help you have beautiful gardens. But this conversation was a bit different. At the end of these calls, I always invite the caller to come out anytime and enjoy the quiet beauty the greenhouse has to offer. I call them mental health visits. When I mentioned this to her, she was overcome with gratitude. Telling me what a wonderful thing it is to be welcome all the time.
The depth of her appreciation was surprising to me, until she explained that for several years she was trapped in her home as a result of an accident that left her unable to go anywhere. The damage was so serious that her doctors couldn’t help her, until three months ago when she finally found a surgeon who was able to correct the problem. Today she is able to go places and see things that, for so long, were beyond her grasp. By the time we hung up, it was I who was overcome with thanks. That she had called and shared at such a personal level, reminding me to never take the everyday things in my life for granted.
Today is blonde jokes day
If youre blonde, I hope you chuckle like I do
After all, Im a blonde, too.
At least I am when I visit my beautician often enough.
40% Off Perennials Trees and Shrubs
Late summer is a great time to plant. The warm soil from the summer sun will get your new plants off to a great start! Take advantage of the season – and the savings. Our remaining inventory of perennials, trees and shrubs are 40% off. Annuals, herbs and water plants are Buy One Get One FREE. We have beautiful plants everywhere you look, so come out today and let us help you choose the perfect ones for you. These special offers do not include fall annuals, mums, asters or fall mixed containers.
Our pottery clearance continues with savings up to 75% on a wide selection of top-quality pots in a variety of colors, shapes & sizes. Since theres always room for another container, this is a great opportunity for you to add to your collection at tremendous savings.
Earn Double Dollars
To make the deals even sweeter, we are offering DOUBLE ABF DOLLARS on all purchases through the end of the month. Normally you receive $1 orange dollar for every $10 you spend. For the remainder of August we will be doubling that amount. Spend $10 get $2, spend $100 get $20, spend $1000 get $200!! These dollars can be redeemed during Dollar Days, September 11 thru 19, for up to half your purchase on anything we sell, including our fabulous mums. This is a great opportunity to treat yourself to those great garden items youve been wanting and earn extra orange dollars at the same time.
Why wont they hire blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriter.
All the back-to-school excitement signals the time to start thinking about mums. Our front benches are filled with the red, yellows, bronzes, purples and whites of the early flowering mums. One great thing about the rains this year is they provided constant moisture so our mums have an incredible bud count. Many of you have shared how your summer annuals are looking a bit bedraggled. Now is the time to fix that. By replacing those non-blooming plants with mums, you will instantly bring color back into your landscape.
What do you call an eternity?
Four blondes at a four-way stop.
Iris Bulbs are Here!
Our bulk iris bulbs have arrived. We had hoped to have them for our Iris Workshop last weekend, but sometimes plans dont quite work out. Plant now to insure big blooms next spring. With names like Michigan Pride, Jazzed Up, War Chief, and the beautiful blue bicolor Best Bet (rebloomer) they promise to put on an incredible show!
Why shouldnt blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
Our fan club is growing. Please become a fan on Facebook, and invite your friends. Help us get one thousand fans and surprises will await you when you visit our page.
Why cant blondes dial 911?
They cant find the eleven on the phone!
Heres a Daffy Jumping Game for You
This blonde admits that I killed Daffy three times before I realized it was up to me to not only make him jump out of the plane but also to open his parachute.
Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Mark Your Calendars
Fall is fast approaching, and with it September Dollar Days and Scarecrow Days. We know the next few weeks can get busy, so be sure to mark your calendars today so you dont miss these great activities.
|Sat, Sep 18||
Art in the Garden
9 AM – 4 PM Local artisans and crafters will be displaying and selling their merchandise
How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Customer Appreciation Door Prize
Congratulations to Ronald H. of Sun Prairie, the winner of our beautiful mixed container, valued at $239. This piece is going to look fabulous on his patio. If you signed up, but didnt win, come out and take advantage of our Buy One Get One Free offer on mixed containers and baskets.
Three blondes were driving to Disneyland.
After being in the car for 4 hours, they finally saw a sign that said
So they turned around and went home.
- 2 lbs. ground bison
- 2 T finely chopped sage
- 1 ½ t salt
- 2 t black pepper
- ½ onion, finely chopped
- 2 T vegetable oil
- Smokey BBQ sauce (Optional)
Saute onions in oil until translucent. Turn off heat and let cool. When the onions have cooled a bit, use your hands to gently mix them in with the bison burger meat and add the rest of the ingredients. Do not overwork the meat as it will toughen it.
Form patties, using 1/4-1/3 cup meat per patty. Heres a tip, if you press a slight indentation in the center of each patty it will help keep the burgers in a nice disk shape when cooking. Otherwise the burger will start to get a little egg shaped.
Grill or fry the burgers on medium heat 6-7 minutes each side. Internal temp should be 140° for medium rare and 160° for well done*. Dont press down on burgers with spatula while cooking, and keep flipping to a minimum. Let rest 5 minutes before serving.
Optional: Serve with lettuce, tomato, and topped with a smoky BBQ sauce.
*If you are getting the ground meat from a source you trust, that does their own grinding on site, you can usually safely cook the burgers rare or medium rare, otherwise cook recipe to well done.
An office technician got a call from a computer user.
The user told the tech that her computer was not working.
When she described the problem
the tech concluded that her computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
He told her, Unplug the power cord, bring it up here and Ill fix it for you.
About ten minutes later, a blonde showed up at his door –
with the electrical cord in her hand.